The girl of my dreams
Has the head of a donkey
The girl of my dreams
Ran me over with a steam roller
The girl of my dreams
Turned into my mother
The girl of my dreams
Made me fall off my tricycle

So I never wish upon a star

The girl of my dreams
Threw my leg in the ocean
The girl of my dreams
Is right into bootscooting

©Mal Webb 2000

Chords:
Verse: 3/4 ll: G#∆6(&b6)no3 C#no7#9#11 :ll x5 ll: A6b9 Am∆9 :ll x3
                 l A6b9 G∆no3#11 l
Chorus: l 7/8 G#∆6(&b6)no3 C#no7#9#11 l 4/4 A7b9b6 Am6 l

Inspired by a few years' bout of Glandular Fever. I sure didn't want those dreams coming true!