(Vic, chug chug chugalug chug/of Vic...)
The pigs were safe from big bad wolf in their house of brick
Huffed and puffed til he was stuffed, should've got a slabovic
Jack got slack and spilt the beans, gosh that boy was thick
Livestock's worth much more than that, should've got a slabovic
Better get a slab, better get a slab, better get a slabovic x2
Hitler's nasty party tried to give the Jews the flick
His party didn't go as planned, should've got a slabovic
Romeo found Juliet looking really sick
Instead of sculling cyanide, should've got a slabovic
Better get a slab, better get a slab, better get a slabovic x2
Gautama Buddha sat for days, he thought he was a stick
Enlightenment can wear you down, should've got a slabovic
Christ in crisis on the mount, gotta feed the poor and sick
Dealt them out fish sandwiches, should've got a slabovic
Better get a slab, better get a slab, better get a slabovic x2
(Bonus Xmas verses!)
Red nose Rudolf pulled the sleigh for for jolly old Saint Nic
By Boxing Day his nose was blue, should've got a slabovic
The children of the world left food, but Santa's feeling sick
Much milk and cakes make tummy aches, should've got a slabovic
© Mal Webb 1988